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He says he showered...
but he still smells like feet

In that awkward phase between mom scrubbing

and them taking their own showers?

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...It’s time for Ninja Training.

Launching October 2026.

Be first to know when the mission begins.

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Join the
Mission

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For moms stuck in the awkward in-between

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He wants independence… but forgets his neck exists

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Showers without soap.

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Needs constant reminding.

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Smells like “outside.”

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You’re tired of yelling, “Have you started washing?!”

You don’t want to helicopter—you just want him to get actually clean, without the fight.

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What if hygiene felt like a ninja mission?

We’re building the only hygiene system made for wild, sweaty boys. No nagging. No baby talk. Just a power move that trains them to get clean—fast, fun, and all on their own. (And yes, it actually works!)

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The Stink Strikes Back

 A mysterious villain. A forgotten realm under his socks.

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A secret weapon called
ninja wash.

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Every product unlocks a comic-book mission—because every boy deserves to be the hero of his hygiene story.

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Built for moms who care about ingredients.

Designed for boys who don’t

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No synthetic fragrances

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Naturally scented + non-toxic

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“Hormone-safe” deodorant (no aluminum, no parabens)

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No weird chemicals. No fluff. No junk.

Clean should feel powerful—not like baby shampoo.

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Ready to train your ninja?

Join for early-bird perks, behind-the-scenes drops, and exclusive sneak peeks.

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